A Pirate's Life For Me

A Pirate's Life for Me is the season premiere of Survivor: Pearl Islands.

Day 1
The sixteen contestants are gathered to the deck of their ship, sitting in one large group as Jeff reveals himself in front of them. Many individuals look confused, beginning to question the nature of this gathering.

"drake"

- I wasn't too thrown off with Jeff telling us that this is it. I don't need clothes or any luxuries to win the game. I'm all I need. I'm the full package.

"morgan"

- I didn't pick out the most appropriate clothes today. I guess I failed to prepare for something like this. It's going to really test which of us would survive if this really was a shipwreck situation.

"morgan"

- This outfit is not right for me to start the game. To make it right I'm going to look less than modest on the beach (laughs). I'm dressed like I'm about to teach tenth grade mathematics ... not to play Survivor.

"drake"

- Looking at this group, it's a real mix of personality types and appearances. It's hard to know who you want around, because everyone can bring a different value. Sure, there are some people you're keeping an eye on and hoping Jeff will pass them a blue buff... but the person you don't think anything of could end up being your new best friend out here.

"morgan"

- I'm glad to have Savannah and Emma with me on Morgan. Of all the women I've been looking around, and they both have the warmest aura about them. The initial gut feelings I get are usually accurate... So I'm very happy so far.

"drake"

- I smoke a pack of cigarettes a day. I enjoy getting faded... Hell, I'm not exactly a good Christian kid anymore. I'm wild at heart and I hope my tribe love me for it. With the sixteen contestants separated into two tribes of eight, Jeff begins explaining to them how the beginning of the season will work. The group is informed that for the first time ever nothing awaits them at their respective camps, and that instead they will be given money to barter with at a local Panamanian market. Combined with buying their own tools and supplies, the tribes must set aside enough money to hire a boat that will take them to their islands. "morgan"

- I'm one of those hard workers, and I don't like to ask too many questions. I saw some people were feelin' overwhelmed by what Jeff was tellin' us... but not me. I love this tough start. It'll separate the strong from the sissies. Make the first few votes a hell of a lot easier too.

Suddenly, Jeff tosses the groups spots shoes into the water, along with a single life ring for each tribe. Without needing any more encouragement, the sixteen players run and jump off the side of the boat, beginning their adventure in the coastal waters of Panama. "morgan"

- I didn't realise how hard it would be swimming into the uh, village. I was wearing jeans so they were weighing me down. Even the black guy was movin' faster than me and that's unheard of... (laughs).

The Drake tribe reaches land first, running up a path towards the village market. Judith turns and attempts to speak to her tribe in order to ask for instructions, but almost the entire group run off in separate directions. Lang and Grace stay with her, also frustrated at the lack of planning the group has made. "drake"

- I'm partially deaf, and I know that it will be something people see as a liability out here. I don't think it is, but I do need extra support when it comes to talking... you know, as a group. When we got to the market I wanted to say 'okay guys, what is the plan'... but instead none of them waited, apart from Grace and Lang.

The Morgan tribe all reach the land several minutes after their rivals, clearly more winded as they pull their life ring up towards Judith and Lang. Juan quickly takes control of the tribe, instructing Callum, Jamal and Savannah to go off in one direction, and for Emma, Marcus and Mina to follow him, requesting that Lucy wait with their belongings. "morgan"

- We all got up to the top of the market and knew we had no time to be waiting around and making introductions. Juan separated us into two groups and gave us instructions on what we each needed to pick up. It was an effective start because when we saw the other tribe they were running around without a clue on what to be doing.

Juan's group walk into a small shop where they find Michael and Duncan hustling for several pots. Duncan appears to be bickering with the shop owner, with the language barrier proving difficult. "drake"

- It annoyed the hell out of me. I just wanted to get the pot and go. But this woman was asking for one price, then another when she saw how much money we had on us. It was chaotic.

Juan begins speaking to the shop owner in his native Spanish, proving to be an effective tool in bargaining a lower price, ultimately allowing his group to leave with their required items much quicker than the Drake tribe. As the group navigate around the village, Juan continues getting them better deals, cementing his role as an early leader for the Morgan tribe. "morgan"

- Juan was amazing. As far as I know he's the only person in this entire group of sixteen that speaks fluent Spanish, and it gave us a huge advantage over the other tribe. They just sat and watched as we got item after item without any issue.

Realising that their tribe are falling behind, Duncan recommends that the tribe use flirtation to get better deals off the locals, notably picking out Danielle as having "the best rack". "drake"

- The one guy... Duncan. He's an ass. He tried to tell some of us girls to use our breasts as a way to get discounts, and that Michael should flex his muscles to the old women. We're not here to exploit ourselves of these locals. I was tempted to just grab him by the throat and choke him. Maybe seeing a girl kick a guys ass could have got us some discounts for entertainment...

Holly sternly disagrees with Duncan's suggestions, with Danielle standing alongside them in silence. Metres away, Grace subtly buys herself a small bracelet without her tribe noticing, shoving it in her pocket before joining the other three to defuse the situation. "drake"

- In Survivor you're always told you need to turn every situation to your advantage. When my tribe look at me they'll see someone who looks like they could be a housewife and isn't going to be a threat to anyone out here. I'm not playing this game like I live my life... I'm going to be erratic, impulsive and I'm going to break promises. When we were at the market I noticed the others with me were arguing and distracted, so I took the chance to buy this small bronze looking bracelet. I just saw it and thought that it could be something that could be useful later on in the game... I don't know how yet, but it'll come to me. I'm just lucky that no one saw me wasting tribe money on something that wasn't for the tribe.

Juan, Emma and Marcus return to Lucy, placing a large bulk of their items into their life ring. Juan and Emma quickly run off to organise their boat to their island, with Marcus deciding to use his remaining money to try and barter for extra knives. In a panic, Marcus demands that Lucy come with him, claiming that both of them looking for items will be more efficient. Although she hesitates, Judith assures Lucy that she and Lang will "watch over everyone's stuff", giving Lucy the confidence to follow Marcus. "drake"

- Judith and I tell the other tribe that we will watch over the life ring. At first I think 'what a nice gesture'. Then as soon as they run away, Judith starts going through their life ring and taking out pot, pan, matches... and she shoved it into our pile. We took what we wanted and ran.

Judith and Lang pull their now stacked life raft away from the area, going down the path towards the boats where Michael is negotiating with a driver. After several minutes, a price is agreed, and all eight members of the Drake tribe get on their boat and depart from the area. Moments after leaving, Judith and Lang explain pillaging items from the Morgan tribe, much to everyone's surprise. The group leave in laughter, glad to have taken the opportunity to get the upper hand on the Morgan tribe. "drake"

- Initially I think we all were worried that we had under performed in the market. There was a lot of moments where I saw the other tribe had a Spanish speaker and I was ready to count us out. But the other tribe slipped up, and Judith and Lang played dirty. I don't blame them, and I'm glad they did. They may have single-handedly saved what could have been a bad start for our group.

Savannah returns to the tribes life ring, confused as to why there is no one stood with it. She pulls the life ring and the few items remaining inside down to the dock. "morgan"

- I wasn't sure what happened to the plan of leaving someone with our things, and I just assumed it wasn't that big of a deal. It didn't even cross my mind that something could have been wrong.

When the Morgan tribe all reach the dock, Callum begins questioning what happened to specific items. The group all stand in confusion, with bickering beginning between several members. Juan tells them that they're out of time, forcing them to take what is left and get on their boat, leaving for their individual island. "morgan"

- I'm immensely proud of how we worked as a tribe today. I didn't want to be the guy that would take charge so early on, but it just so happened that my skills were needed today and I had no other choice. A few problems have been addressed surrounding the missing items... and I hope we get to the bottom of it. We worked hard today, and I don't want any finger-pointing to ruin cohesion this early on.

Drake
The group arrive at their beach, placing their items all down under the tribe flag before making official introductions to one another. Grace begins sorting through the groups items, causing everyone to congratulate Judith and Lang, realising how much they truly looted from the Morgan tribe. "drake"

- It was so amazing to have everyone congratulate me, and say what a great job I did. We had extra knives, pots, matches... loads of stuff. I thought that it was a good time for me to let the tribe know that I'm deaf, because I've already broken any misconceptions they might have had about my ability to perform well with everyone else.

"drake"

- I'd have never guessed that Judith was in any way disabled. I suppose now that it has been pointed out you can see signs, but it wasn't something that I ever considered up until her announcement. She's really proving something by coming out here, and I don't think it changes how any of us feel towards her. If anything, she's earned a lot more respect from all of us. We're stronger with her on the tribe.

Drake quickly get to work building a shelter, deeming it to be the most important task given that they don't have many hours left in the day. Michael leads the group in the building of the shelter, proving to have a good idea behind the design and construction methods. Whilst building, Duncan and Luke appear to be making themselves out to be the 'jokers' in the group, continuously acting in an over the top manner in order to garner laughs from their tribe mates. "drake"

- I get that this is a game for a million dollars. I get that we're all looking at this with some sort of level of severity... or something. But like, I'm here to have a good f***ing time! Some people on our tribe are just so up tight and I'm like dude... we're on a deserted island. Lighten the hell up! Thank God for Luke. He's such a cool guy, and I think if he wasn't here I'd probably have a tough time being the only asshole on Drake.

As Duncan and Luke continue joking around, Grace and Michael quietly talk together, viewing themselves as the two most mature members of the Drake tribe.

"drake"

- Michael is someone I'm immediately gravitating towards. He's very mature and clearly a guy who possess a huge amount of intelligence. In this game he's going to be a huge asset for the tribe and anyone who works alongside him. I think from early interactions that he and I do have a pretty good connection, and he mentioned that together we might have to take control of certain people on this tribe. Hey, I'm all for it. Whatever gets me nearer the end is good.

Lang and Holly walk through the jungle together, using a map provided by Jeff to find their water source. After several minutes of walking, they come across the well, lifting the lid to find a large amount of drinking water inside. "drake"

- It didn't take us that long to find everything we needed and to get things going on our island. One group got together and started putting the shelter together really fast thanks to Michael, and myself and Lang went off to find the water source. When we came across it I was a little shocked... because there were mosquito's clustered around the whole place. I think I got bitten a lot, and it'll show in the morning. We filled one of our canteens that we bought at the market and brought it back to camp, and within the hour we were boiling water thanks to the matches our guys stole from the Morgan group (laughs). Our first day has been much better than I could've imagined.

As the sun sets over the Drake tribe's island, the group sit around their fire, passing around some pre-cooked chicken they had obtained at the market, whilst also hydrating themselves on the boiled water. Michael decides to make a small speech to the tribe, thanking them for working so well together, and trying to boost morale for the next few days to get the tribe off to a winning start.

The Drake tribe laugh at Duncan's ridiculous claims, clearly finding his entertainment value to be an asset early on. As conversations continue, Duncan turns himself to Luke, whispering that the two of them should "watch each others backs", which Luke agrees too, telling Duncan that they should get "the boys together". "drake"

- Do I love my tribe? No. I like them, I mean there could be more hot girls. I think we're pretty stacked though. My only concern right now is some of the girls... mostly Judith because she is so small compared to the rest of us. I definitely want to work closely with Luke, and he suggested that we get the other two guys and make a foursome. Not that kind of foursome. Like, an alliance of sorts. I mean, if Danielle and Grace got involved then maybe I'd have a foursome with Luke, but that's unlikely. I've got a good feeling about our tribe though, and I'd hate to be Morgan facing off against us right now.

Morgan
The Morgan tribe arrive at their respective island, walking through the shallow water onto their beach where they begin their proper introductions to one another. However, the introductions are quickly cut short when questions arise what happened to the items in their life ring.

"morgan"

- We had a bunch of stuff that we got at the market. You know, we got it all thanks to the hard work of a few of our members, and Juan really led us in a way that I felt gave us an advantage. But... somehow, everything we got at the market disappeared under the watchful eye of Savannah.

Savannah continues to explain that she had no hand in losing the items, and that she was left alone with the items after a majority had already been lost. Lucy comes to her defence, pointing out that she and Marcus had momentarily left the life ring unattended. "morgan"

- The village was pretty run down in some places, and I can't believe that we have team members who willingly left the items unattended! I was stood there taking the blame for their failure, and only Lucy had the courage to speak up about it. I'm really annoyed at Marcus, and if I were him I'd consider apologising for what he's allowed to happen.

Juan once again takes control of the situation, leading the group so that they'll begin building the shelter rather than waiting around discussing what to do. Emma and Savannah agree to go and collect the water, leaving himself and Lucy to plan how the shelter and surrounding camp should be built. Callum, Marcus, Mina and Jamal begin collecting suitable materials to build the shelter, trying to get use to their new lives on the island. "morgan"

- I'm a city boy. You know I grew up in Baltimore and I don't do all this outdoors stuff in my everyday life. I'm here looking at snakes, bugs the size of my hand flying around nearly clarting me across the head. I know my strengths here are going to be my physical strength. I play competitively in basketball and baseball for my college, so I think my tribe are going to benefit from me in that regard. Marcus and Callum too, are both guys I'm looking at and thinking they've got muscles for these challenges. They're cool guys...

The three men clearly bond whilst collecting the materials, in particular Jamal and Callum, who have a similar sense of humour and mindset around the Survivor experience. Mina jokingly taps the two younger men across their heads whilst they joke, telling them to behave and continue with the work.

"morgan"

- I've taught and lectured on mathematics for my entire adult life, and in that time I've been put in charge of many different types of people. Jamal and Callum are definitely immature in an almost lovable way, and I think I can use my experience of being around boys like them to help us bond and gain some sort of mutual respect in the the tribe. I'm the oldest woman out here, and I know that it will enable a few people to pick me out as an easy target. I didn't come out here... live my dream... to be sent home early.

Back at camp, Juan and Lucy have cleared out an area of the beach by the tree line so that they can begin building once the materials arrive. After the entire group reconvenes, building gets underway. Despite tension still existing over who is to blame over losing the items from the market, the group work together reasonably well to put together a shelter. However, it is clear to the group that the shelter will not withstand harsh weather conditions, particularly with little materials around to strengthen its foundations. "morgan"

- We did what we could with the little we had, and my faith in this tribe is still very much alive. I love the spirit of this group. I love our diversity. I pray for unity. Everyone worked together today and I think tomorrow we'll see the Morgan tribe get back on track to win this game.

The group lay in the shelter, which is proving uncomfortable, particularly when light rainfall begins over the camp. Most of the tribe are shown to be lying awake, barely catching any rest throughout their first night of the game.

Drake
Light rain falls over the Drake camp on day two, with several of the members feeling fatigued due to the shelter of their roof not yet being waterproof. Lang, Michael and Holly spend the morning repairing the shelter, finishing it off so that it'll be more comfortable to live in. "drake"

- The rain came down very hard on our camp. I got wet last night, and today I fixed the top of the shelter with Michael and Holly. Our tribe is very hard working, and I like it.

Whilst the trio work on fixing the shelter, Luke and Duncan attempt to use the fishing spear that they bought at the Panamanian market. Danielle, Judith and Grace sit on the beach talking, comparing bug bites after the first night. "drake"

- The mosquito bites are a nightmare. I woke up today and I have my arms all covered. Judith has one on her nose and looks like a clown. They're eating us up and we don't know how we can put a stop to it.

Several hours later, the tribe gather around the shelter, realising that they have already gone through the water they collected the previous day. Michael volunteers himself, Grace, Duncan and Luke to get more water, and "explore" the surrounding beaches. The other four remain at camp, deciding to work out a way to make comfortable changes to their limited clothing.

"drake"

- For the second day things have been pretty relaxed. There's not really been a rush to make alliances or get the game going, and I think the sudden start has made us all really prioritise surviving out here. Everyone has pitched in a reasonable amount, and we all bring something different to strengthen the tribe. We've already mended the shelter and set our camp up... sorted out our clothes. Duncan and Luke didn't have any luck with the spear, but tomorrow is a new day... and until then we'll probably be sticking with coconuts.

Elsewhere on another beach, the other four members of the Drake tribe continue their exploration of the island. Michael and Grace each carry a canteen of water, whilst Luke and Duncan look around the shoreline for any signs of potential nutrition.

"drake"

- I recommended to Michael that he and I take Luke and Duncan out with us so that we could raise with them the idea of a potential agreement between the four of us. It's mostly because we need two of the less intelligent members to act under us and take any blame that comes our way... and when you've got immature and volatile individuals, you want to keep a close eye on them. There's no better way to do that than if you align with them.

"drake"

- Our tribe right now feels strong, but we don't want to sit around and just wait to lose before we start trying to make alliances. Grace is someone who I've known I wanted to work with from the minute we started talking, and I think together we will have a big say on the Drake tribe. Working with Duncan and Luke is purely for our own benefit at this point, and I don't think either of us are sure if it'll be a deal we fully stick by.

The foursome head back to camp, taking the water with them, not wanting to spread any suspicion that as a group they may have already began forming a core alliance within the tribe.

Morgan
The rain continues throughout the day, with it not appearing bad enough to prevent the tribe from working. Due to the lack of sleep, the group remain sluggish and in low spirits. Juan spends time working around the camp, realising that they haven't managed their fire-pit well enough to keep it dry, and therefore are without the means of making fire to boil the water. "morgan"

- It's extremely worrying that we're at this point so early on. I know a lot of tribes may start this game without much hope, but I feel as though Morgan has had a really raw deal in comparison to some of the other groups I've seen. We have virtually no tools other than a few knives and a pot. We don't have any way to boil our water, we didn't get much sleep and therefore we're likely to fail very quickly unless we can get a flint in the next day or so. I've somewhat adopted the role of tribe leader, so I'm trying my best to keep the group happy...

Mina stands in the rain helping Juan, trying to move wood around to keep it as dry as possible until the rain passes. Emma and Savannah join the pair, not wanting to sit around and do nothing when so much is expected to be finished. "morgan"

- It is funny that when the rain is coming down, the oldest man and the oldest women are out busting their asses... and then two of the girls come to join them. We have the younger guys sitting around the shelter doing next to nothing, and it just makes you question whether the muscles are worth the weakness we're seeing in their characters right now.

Back in the shelter, Marcus seems less than positive about the tribes situation. He tells Jamal and Callum that until the rain passes they should all preserve their energy, suggesting that the four stood in the rain are going to "burn out" and be "useless" in the first challenge.

The group see Lucy sleeping next to them, having finally got some sleep after staying awake all night. Callum jokes that she has "the right idea", evoking laughter from the other two men. "morgan"

- Our tribe isn't doing too well on this first full day out here. Juan is a great guy and I really respect his leadership, but someone did our tribe dirty, and I blame Savannah for that. She was with the stuff when we think it went missin', and that left us essentially... handicapped moving forward. We couldn't build a shelter right so nothin' kept dry, and if nothin' is dry we can't make a fire or boil water. So I blame a single individual for our misfortune here. I'll be damned if I'm expected to bust my ass to make her life easier.

Later in the evening, the tribe sit around the almost completely dark camp, with no fire lit to provide the tribe with some much needed light. The dampness caused by the rain has mostly passed, giving the group an opportunity to rest and set some wood aside for the next day. Before sleeping, a discussion begins over how the tribe should approach the first immunity challenge. Savannah suggests if a puzzle is brought up that she'd love to be the one to attempt it, causing concern from Marcus, who feels others may be better suited.

"morgan"

- Marcus seems to have some sort of issue with me. I know he doesn't like me, and I think it's because if he can blame me for losing the items then he won't face up to the reality that it is his own fault. He thinks because he's the biggest guy on our tribe that he has some inimitable strength that we all heavily rely on, giving him the freedom to say and do whatever he wants. He's clearly not seen this game before, because that's the kind of behaviour that gets you voted out.

Day 3
Both tribes are informed that they will be facing their first immunity challenge. The tribes are aware that whoever wins will undoubtedly find themselves at an advantage over their competitors. Immunity Challenge: Cannon Carry Pirates had to protect the loot they plundered from other pirates by moving from an island to another island and transporting their utility with them and therefore the tribes would be demonstrating the same course of action. Located at Snapping Duck Bay, each tribe had a makeshift cannon with detachable parts and they needed to navigate and transport it through a series of hard obstacles. They had to take the cannon apart first and get it through two fences, then they had to clear a path covered with rocks everywhere to get it through, then they had to drag it through thick mud and then race to the finish with one member carrying the tribe flag and one member carrying the tribe torch. The tribes needed to cross the finish line first with all eight members and their cannon intact. Winner: Drake Information: For Drake, Judith holds the tribe flag whilst Grace holds the tribe torch, whilst for Morgan the flag is held by Mina and the torch is held by Emma. During the course of the challenge, Drake quickly take the lead with Duncan, Holly, Lang and Michael proving to be strong assets in pushing the cannon. For Morgan, Juan and Marcus both lead the tribe, trying to keep them in with a shot of winning, whilst Jamal, Callum and Lucy follow their lead. Danielle and Luke perform badly for Drake, with Danielle struggling due to a lack of strength, and Luke's foot injury causing him discomfort. Similarly, Savannah struggles for Morgan whilst moving through the obstacles, dropping pieces several time, slowing down her tribe. In the end, Morgan are unable to catch up to Drake, having to watch as they race ahead and claim the first immunity win for themselves.

Morgan
The tribe return to camp having just lost the first immunity challenge of the season. After the loss, the tribe get to fixing the areas of camp which they haven't yet had a chance to concentrate on. Callum, Jamal and Juan talk whilst cutting down wood for the fire, agreeing that they need to keep the tribe as strong as possible.

"morgan"

- Tonight, we'll have to make sure whoever leaves isn't going to be missed by the tribe. I feel as the leader I'm being well received, and ultimately that can keep me safe. The people I personally think should feel in trouble are Savannah and Lucy... and I suspect one of them will be leaving.

Back at the shelter, the four women and Marcus patch up the roof, trying to best prepare it should the rain return later on in the evening. Marcus and Mina head off to collect more supplies, leaving the other three girls alone to discuss the vote. "morgan"

- For this first vote I know my name might be brought up as a discussion, especially because Marcus has such an issue with me. I'm going to vote for him, and I think the other girls will too as we all get the same negative impression off his attitude.

"morgan"

- Our tribe is somewhat split moving forward for this vote. I think the men on our tribe have bonded on one side, and if Juan is apart of that then we'll be at stalemate tonight, because the girls want to vote together against Marcus. We know that if there's a tie in the game and it goes to a deadlock then those of us not in the tie are made to go into a random draw. None of us came out here, risked so much to let this go down to a random draw. I think that's a concern of mine... and I will happily vote with the men against one of the women because I want to ensure my safety before that of someone I've known for three days.

As the day progresses, Mina is informed of the plan to vote for Marcus, with Juan eventually also being given this information. Elsewhere, Jamal and Callum speak with Marcus, agreeing that they need to vote for one of the women to keep the tribe safe. The group continues speaking in small groups, with several members clearly working out that they are swing votes in what will end up being a group decision, or else the likelihood is that the result may go down to a random draw of rocks. "morgan"

- This first vote needs to be about strength, and from what I'm hearing some of the girls want to vote for Marcus. Like, I get that they think he's an ass and that it may be a bit of an emotional time for them, but I can't see why anyone would get rid of our biggest physical player right now. We've got Lucy and Savannah who didn't do great today, and over these last few days haven't proved themselves. I think that as a group we've got to work out which of them is going, or else I worry for how this tribe can come out of this ditch we're in right now.

At tribal council, the group sit down to discuss with Jeff for the first time since arriving at the Pearl Islands. Juan talks about being the leader, and is openly praised by a majority of the tribe, who say without him their situation might have been significantly worse. Savannah mentions her worries about the water situation, claiming that unless the group is able to "get fire tonight" that they'll undoubtedly start having to leave the game due to health reasons. The group generally agree that keeping the tribe strong, whether it's through cohesion or through physicality is the most important influence on the vote tonight. Jeff notes that out of all the tribes in seasons past, he would rate Morgan's start amongst one of the worst, highlighting their dire situation which they must rescue themselves from. After the vote, Jeff brings back the urn, with the eight votes inside that will determine who will be the first person ousted from the game.

Savannah shakes her head in annoyance, looking over at the tribe who generally avoid eye contact. Lucy appears shocked, having been the only person to side with Savannah during the vote, whilst the other six united against them. Once Savannah has left the tribal council area, Jeff throws the tribe a flint, giving them fire now that they've been to tribal council. The whole group let out a sigh of relief and celebrate, knowing that the flint will give them the much needed lifeline to proceed in the game.

Voting Confessionals
"morgan"

- Sorry I have to vote you tonight. This was the easiest way to get a clear majority in the vote, and I think we've got to look out for our own time out here right now.

"morgan"

- This is about keeping the tribe strong, and you were easily the weakest today.

"morgan"

- Marcus is my vote, because his attitude around camp hasn't been great, and I figure he's voting me so...

Final Words
"morgan"

- I'm quite shocked, I thought that the other girls would have my back and ultimately Juan would side with us. Marcus was the only person causing any friction, but I suppose this tribe isn't going to be making wise decisions. At least I can go off now and get a drink.

Trivia

 * The first half of the episode was written in June 2018, and wasn't completed until December of the same year.